The Tarot Tea

Tarot that gets what it means to be Millennial.

Millennial Tarot is a 78-card tarot deck where every aspect (the card names, the art, the voice, the guidebook) was designed for millennials. The Tower is Dumpster Fire. The Nine of Swords is Sunday Scaries. The Hanged Man is Funemployed. Death is Student Loans. Judgement is Quarter-Life Crisis. Same Rider-Waite-Smith meanings underneath, named in the language you've actually lived.

You can read tarot fluently the day you open the deck. No memorization, no pre-reqs. Most people pull their first card and already know what it means.

What's in the box:

• 78 full-color cards, all fully illustrated (no plain pip cards, every Minor Arcana is its own scene)
• Reversible backs so reversed cards work both ways
• Original Rider-Waite-Smith card names printed alongside the millennial names
• 152-page color-coded guidebook with TL;DR, The Sitch, Real Talk, and Reverse Reverse layers for every card
• Reversed meanings included for every card
• Pre-arranged spreads for beginners (Caught Spread Handed, Man-Spreading, Spreads and the City) so you don't need to know what to ask
• Keepsake box with magnetic closure and a built-in sleeve for the guidebook

Designed by Scott Bergman, formerly of Apple's UX team. Published by RP Mystic / Hachette Book Group.

What customers say:

• "It captures the feeling of being a millennial in this world perfectly." (@midheaventarot)
• "Millennial humor at its best. Dumpster Fire for the Tower is perfect. Sunday Scaries for the Nine of Swords? Genius." (@TheNewMoonTarot, 150K subscribers)
• "It's delightful, and funny, and so accurate I can't help but laugh." (@Indiedeckreview, 33K followers)
• "I use it every single night." (@DaniMystic)

Shipping and returns: Ships next business day from Westchester, NY via USPS. Free US shipping on multi-deck bundles. 30-day return policy on unopened decks.

real tarot on highkey easy mode.

Gen Z Tarot is a 78-card tarot deck that brings the classic Rider-Waite-Smith wisdom into language you actually use. The Fool is NPC. The Tower is It's Giving Doomsday. Death is Pulling Trig. The Devil is Walking Red Flag. The Star is Glow Up. Same archetypes underneath, named for the way you actually live.

Pull a card, read the name, get it. No memorization. No YouTube University. No 1400s-coded imagery to decode. The deck you bring to the kickback, pull out at brunch, or use solo when you're bored and want something to do.

What's in the box:

• 78 full-color cards, all fully illustrated (every Minor Arcana is its own scene)
• Reversible backs so reversed cards work both ways
• Original Rider-Waite-Smith card names printed alongside the Gen Z names
• 136-page guidebook with TL;DR, TFW, On Periodt, and Hits Different sections for every card
• Reversed meanings included for every card
• Suits renamed Aesthetic (Wands), Mood (Cups), Facts (Swords), Guap (Pentacles)
• Pre-arranged spreads with names like 🚩 Spread Flag Alert, 🍞 Get That Spread, 💬 Spread No One Ever, 🚀 Spready Player One, 👀 Man-Spreading, ☠️ Caught Spread-Handed, and ⚡ Spread-Bull Energy
• Keepsake box with magnetic closure

Designed by Scott Bergman (Apple UX) and Hailey Alt, the Gen Z writer who made sure the voice actually lands. Published by RP Studio / Hachette Book Group.

Art represents the full spectrum of Gen Z, including LGBTQIA+, body, and racial diversity.

Good for: baddies in their healing era, anyone trying to live their best life, tarot-curious skeptics, post-breakup processing, quarter-life crisis vibes, the friend group that wants something to do at brunch, and gifts (especially for the Gen Z in your life).

Pairs with: the Millennial Tarot deck, for the cross-generational gift bundle.

Shipping and returns: Ships next business day from Westchester, NY via USPS. Free US shipping on multi-deck bundles. 30-day return policy on unopened decks.